Omg we have to go to The Box - https://theboxsoho.com/
"THE BOX otherwise known as The Theatre Of Varieties is definitely one of the most exclusive clubs in London. The 7,000 square foot and three-level building is definitely not one of the easiest clubs to get into. However, if you are lucky enough to pass through the wooden doors you're in for a treat, that's for sure. The Box is tucked away down a side street in Soho. Inside the club screams 1940s French boudoir and its entertainment is beyond eccentric. The dancers and performers perform bizarre erotic acts and acrobats before your very eyes. This isn't a place for the sexually shy or the squeamish. The music is also incredibly varied and keeps the crowd on their toes at all times.
The Box definitely attracts the very best. It has provided unforgettable nights for countless celebrities including: Prince Harry, Kendall Jenner, Rihanna, Miley Cyrus, Kate Moss, Lady Gaga, Zac Efron, Pixie Lott, Emma Watson, Leona Lewis... the list goes on! The Box is intimate, weird, luxurious and out of this world. Anything goes at The Box so you need to come with a open mind to experience it to its best ability. Your in for an unforgettable night out!"
I couldn't agree more.
I am told they do obscene things with a vodka bottle.