I am the Queen of watersports. That’s a fact dear reader. For the naïve amongst you, I’m not talking about playing with a super soaker (unless it’s yours!). I am referring to what is termed Urolagnia or being urinated on. This somewhat unusual fetish is a favourite of mine, and in particular golden showers. I love the tease and denial aspect, building the tension up until the urine has to burst out.
I have one particular client, Mr Sprinkles, who enjoys being humiliated. I love our appointments, it’s such a turn on for me to unleash his sexual fantasy. I always prepare the bedroom with rubber and PVC sheets (we don’t want urine going everywhere do we now?) and dress in my finest latex. After the usual pleasantries, I instruct him to drink a large quantity of water. Why water you might ask, and not something stronger like champagne or gin? Well that would just be silly wouldn’t it! A golden shower would end up being a golden nap! I tie Mr Sprinkles to the bed so he is at my mercy and begin to tease him effortlessly, playing with his cock, talking dirty to him. All the time, the fluid inside him runs through his system, making its way south. I can see him squirming, desperate to pee. Oh, the joy of watching him struggle!
To make things worse (or better depending on whether you are tied to the bed or not), I start drinking some water, playing with the cup, dipping my finger in and sucking it gently. My wet fingers find their way to Mr Sprinkles lips and work their way down his now trembling body. He is trying really hard not to piss himself! Not yet Mr Sprinkles, I haven’t finished yet. I drink more water until I’m like a river about to burst its banks, ready to humiliate him; Climbing on top, I squat on his face and urinate away, allowing him to drink my pee. I love the sound it makes as it hits his face, such a turn on.
Now finally, I allow him to piss himself. I can see the release in tension as his body relaxes, and he mutters a deep groan of relief. I’m glad I prepared the room first, or it would have looked like a scene from Titanic! It probably didn’t help matters that his cock was rock hard throughout! Well, that’s easily fixed! I slip on a condom and treat him to some oral until he cums.
I genuinely love realising people’s fantasies, no matter how strange and obscure they are. It matters to me that my clientele leaves with a smile on their face, and Mr Sprinkles is no exception. I might add watersports is completely safe when carried out properly. In fact, urine in a healthy human is 95% water, and sterile.
After all that, things are starting to feel a bit wet down below…now where did I put my water pistol?
