Celebrity Client

As you can imagine, I encounter many different kinds of men in my day to day work, and they all turn me on in a different ways. But one particular gentleman stands out from the crowd, and has left me with a lasting memory.

For starters, he wasn't local to London. Whilst having a pre date chat on the phone, he informed me he would have to travel quite a distance, by reindeer! Apparently, discretion was very important to him (I agree completely), and he did not want to be seen when entering my apartment. In fact, he asked if I had a chimney!

On the evening of our date, I waited patiently for him to arrive, wearing a black chemise and a pair of my finest holdups. All of a sudden, there was a scuffling noise, and a mass of soot came from my (now newly erected) chimney, followed by my gentleman caller. There, stood before me, was an older gentleman of short stature, wearing a red suit and carrying a large sack. A white beard adorned his face, and there was a mysterious twinkle in his eye. Not quite what I was expecting! He introduced himself as "Mr Christmas", and asked if I had any brandy and mince pies! What a cheek! Turns out he was taking time out from his busy schedule, delivering presents around the world. I asked him if he had anything for me, to which he replied "Only if you have been good". Unfortunately, I am an extremely naughty girl most of the time, so sadly no present for me...unless...

I placed my hand on his crotch and winked mischievously. Needless to say, he got the message, and I soon emptied his sack!

Happy Christmas to all my lovers.