Getting Plastered

4th December 2017

Getting Plastered

Being
merry is one thing. Completely getting plastered to the point of not
being able to perform, or even be understood by fellow humans, is quite
another.
 
 
Being
not able to perform would be fine…if you did not expect to perform. If
you just sat there and recited the works of Freud that would be fine.
And possibly amusing.
 
 
Until I booked you a taxi and helped you down the stairs when your time was cordially up. 
  
I
have many “companionship only” encounters…and over half my clientele
are fetish guys who do not want anything that could be classed as sexual
really.
 
 
I love offering my time to those who deserve it and get massive benefit from it ;-)