I would apologise for not blogging in a while but quite frankly you can imagine why I haven't ;-)
3 main reasons for my blogging absence:-
1. I relished in having some fantastic fornicating experiences in the last couple of months
2. I was also VERY FAR away over Christmas. (VERY glad to be back - I think I am allergic to leaving London. I am a sucker for....you know....amenities, taxis, hot water, wifi!!!)
3. I was away on business. As some of you know I have a business outside of this wonderful world of entertaining and now and again I leave London to build that a little.
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Back to the matter in hand - What Turns ME On
I get asked this so frequently I felt I should address it. Not so much to stop the question from being asked in future, but to shed some light on what appears to be a topic of interest to you.
Now I actually find this very hard to answer. Why?
Because what turns me on depends on the circumstances:- how over sexed or under sexed I am, whether I am alone or with people and if so are they doing it for me, whether I have been traveling and I'm nippy or whether I'm relaxed and just back from the spa!!
And whether the porn is good and I have enough double A batteries to last me all night!!!! HAHA! :-)
I mean I am sure you can relate to this....you could find yourself in a orgy/with a seriously hot escort/with a woman you have wanted for so long (or any other highly charged sexual encounter) and find it the dullest thing since parking tickets began.
... How am I going to share this with you...hmmm... I know! As it is so circumstantial,
I'll just share 8 REAL circumstances in my personal life where I was massively turned on.
(In the making of these memories, condoms were worn throughout and all parties involved consented and in fact RAVED about it later. )
SO, in NO particular order:-
1. THE TWINS
I was dating this guy (some men are 'men', this one was a 'guy') and he was lovely, cute, sweet, pale skin, green eyes, dark spiky hair. Nice teeth...GREAT kisser. Made an adorable 'squeak' when he came!! LOL I digress... Now I can't remember everything but I remember going back to his flat and for some reason his brother was staying with him. I think his brother was between leases. ANYWAY....I turned to my 'guy' and said,"Oh! you never told me you had a TWIN brother..."
This twin was taller, stronger, sharper, snazzier, cockier, funnier, more confident... and clearly thought he was sex on legs. As it happens I still preferred my underdog version of this twin set.
To cut to the juice, I somehow ended up being spit roasted! I was in doggy, my guy was in my mouth and his brother was in my vagina (the brother had a bigger cock but added no value to my experience). THEN, I look up... and the brothers KISSED!!!!!! THEY KISSED!!!! WITH TONGUES!!!! AAAAAAHHHHHH!!! Now I am the least judgemental person ever - each to their own! But some would call that incest and most would say that's 'socially unacceptable' - and there's something sexy about taboo. So yes because its taboo, I was turned on.
CHA CHING!
Part 2 of 8 will be coming soon so stay tuned!
